If you’re a boring, non-awesome USMNT midfielder with an annoying injury to rehab, you’ll just go ahead and rehab it. If you’re Stu Holden, you make injury rehab fun! And a little bit silly, but that’s just Stu being Stu. Bonus points if you spot Union defender Danny Califf.
Oh, and Kickette ladies? We will post about Stu whenever we want, capiche? *sassy finger snaps*