The Secret To Barcelona’s Success Is Crotch Rubbing

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Oh, so THIS is why John Terry slept with Wayne Bridge’s ex. He wasn’t being a terrible person, he was trying to improve on Barcelona’s proven training system. It all makes sense now. And Wayne Rooney must have just been working with veteran “fitness specialists.”

Spotted on Kickette (who we’re sure examined this video with the utmost gravity)

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