If you were Brooklynite artist Trevor Eaton, and you had to unveil your new mural, you’d use Thierry Henry, right? I know I would. Art is classy. The French like art. Thierry Henry is French. Thierry Henry makes football seem like art. Thierry Henry is classy. It all comes full circle. And now they just need to turn that giant unveiling mechanism into a game to play before Red Bull matches and maybe people will show up.