This Is The New Chicago Fire Jersey, Sponsored By Quaker Oats

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Because there’s nothing that says “will do whatever it takes to win” like oatmeal and a religious group famed for their nonviolence.

If Wheaties is “breakfast of champions,” does this make Quaker “breakfast of didn’t make the playoffs?”

Joking aside, the new kits are actually rather excellent. The stars detail in the piping on the away shirt is a nice touch, and the home shirt has a collar. As I’ve said before, a collar on a soccer jersey is always a plus with me.

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