This Is The Orlando City Dance-Off, Which Jamie Watson Totally Chickened Out On

Photo of author
Written By Chris Azzopardi

We’re not going to make fun of the guys who took part in this. They’re good soccer players, having a bit of fun, and frankly, some of those moves aren’t terrible. We’re going after Tintin himself, Mr. Jamie Watson. Who cares if you’re one of the only players to score in every one of the top four divisions in American soccer? Does the Generation Adidas contract make you too good for dancing? As we learned in Footloose, dancing is the most American thing there is (that’s what footloose was about, right? I never actually saw the movie). Why does Jamie Watson hate America?

Via @MaxRGriffin

Leave a Comment