Heath Pearce, Juan Agudelo, Brek Shea, and Sean Johnson, all recorded doing… not much, really. We guess it’s kind of cool that vapid celebrity blogs now think American soccer stars are newsworthy?
On another note, Johnson is 22, Shea is 21, Agudelo is 19, and Pearce is 27. Heath Pearce is like that senior in high school who hung out with the freshmen. He even has the terrible mustache.