This Week In Crazy Slash Awesome Things Tweeted By Joey Barton

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

It’s Friday, Bartoneers. And you know what that means, right? Another edition  of TWICSATTBJB for you to sink your reading teeth into. By which I mean your eyes. Please don’t try to bite your computer monitor. 

This week, Joey, apparently fed up with football, searched for a new job.

He tried his hand at being an art critic:

(Even buying a Banksy piece, with all proceeds going to a charity that helps deaf kids get cochlear implants. Actually this is pretty cool of him.)

And at being a catty style guru:

Yes, this guy is making fun of people’s hair.

Of course, he talked to anyone that would listen about music:

(Indie Kid here being a euphemism for hipster)

Having failed to make a lasting splash in the creative fields, Barton proceeded to offer his services to Business Secretary Vince Cable and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, the wildly unpopular leaders of the Liberal Democrat party, the junior member (to the Conservatives) in Britain’s coalition government.

Actually, they could probably take a few pages out of his book when it comes to image rehabilitation.

Until next week, friends, I leave you, as always, with the words of the man himself.

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