Former Arsenal youth player Thomas Cruise, that is, and not the male half of former Hollywood it couple TomKat. I was going to make a bunch of references to the actor’s film roles, but I saw someone had already done that in the comments section of the Daily Mail, and frankly, one of my few principles is “hold yourself to a higher standard than the type of person who reads the Daily Mail.”
The 20 year old defender, who made one senior appearance for the Gunners in the Champions League, is currently on trial with the New England Revolution. This raises the possibility that the famous Tom Cruise, who is David Beckham’s friend and has been spotted at the Home Depot Center, could see the other Tom Cruise play. And if Tom Cruise sees Tom Cruise, it will open some sort of Scientology time-warp portal that threatens to destroy the entire Universe. We assume, we can only speculate at this point.
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