Treasures Of eBay: Collapsible Vuvuzelas

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Treasures of eBay is a feature where we wade through the mountains of bollocks on eBay to bring you an auction we think is worth a second look.

Today’s treasure is collapsible vuvuzelas with a Buy It Now price of $7.89.

Like any vuvuzela owner, nothing gets you going better than the thought of absolutely ruining everyone else’s enjoyment of a football match by turning passionate crowd noise into the sound of bees who are simultaneously bored to tears and seething with rage, like they’ve been sitting in the DMV all day.

Of course, like any vuvuzela owner, there’s always going to be that one drawback with your plastic hell dispenser: it’s soooo difficult to carry around. How are you supposed to conveniently transport a two-and-a-half foot long bit of plastic?

Luckily, eBay seller 500_somewhere has you covered. Their vuvuzelas are collapsible, going from an unwieldy 29 inches long to a far more manageable 15 1/2 inches. Modern science, yo.

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