Want A Ticket To The World Cup? Better Pack Some Heat

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

There are going to be a lot of people looking for World Cup tickets in the run-up to 2014, but the good old days are gone, and you can’t just go buy a stack from Jack Warner’s son anymore. Probably. But you know what can get you World Cup tickets? Guns.

Brazil has had a serious problem with crime in recent years, homicide rates jumping up 124% in the last three decades. Gang violence has become a fact of life for residents of Brazilian favelas, sprawling urban slums.

But you know what aspiring gangsters like even more than shooting people? Soccer. So the Brazilian department of justice has submitted a proposal to FIFA that would allow them to trade tickets for guns. And then just to up their “saving the world with soccer” cred, the guns will be turned into the most badass goalposts of all time.

Full Story: The Guardian

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