Wayne Rooney Probably Shouldn’t Tweet Stuff Like This

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Wayne Rooney tweeted that he was hanging out with Jay Z. It is not Jay Z, or really look like Jay Z. The only thing this guy seems to have in common with Jay Z is that he is… um… I’m really not sure we should even be talking about this.

Admittedly if I was on holiday and saw some white dude with hair plugs, I’d probably take a pic and tweet “Me and Wayne Rooney chillin”.

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